I can't believe I didn't do Justin Long

I have a kindergarden crush on Justin Long that just grows with every daytime and latenight interview. He's seriously what I invision when someone says "boyish charm." With that being said... the list (courtesy of iMDB). I've seen the green movies and own the reds.

1. Drag Me to Hell (2009) .... Clay Dalton
2. Still Waiting... (2009) (V) (uncredited) .... Dean
3. He's Just Not That Into You (2009) .... Alex
   
4. Patriotville (2009) .... Chase Revere
5. Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) .... Brandon St. Randy
   
6. Just Add Water (2008/I) .... Spoonie
7. Strange Wilderness (2008) .... Junior
8. Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) (uncredited) .... George Harrison
   
9. Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) (voice) .... Alvin
10. Terra (2007) (voice) .... Senn
    
11. Live Free or Die Hard (2007) .... Matt Farrell
    
12. Idiocracy (2006) .... Doctor
13. Accepted (2006) .... Bartleby Gaines
14. The Break-Up (2006) .... Christopher
15. Dreamland (2006) .... Mookie
16. The Sasquatch Gang (2006) .... Zerk Wilder
    
17. Herbie Fully Loaded (2005) .... Kevin
18. Waiting... (2005) .... Dean
    
19. Robin's Big Date (2005) .... Robin
20. Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie (2004) (V) .... Chris Harken
    
21. Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) .... Justin
    
22. Hair High (2004) (voice) .... Dwayne
23. Raising Genius (2004) .... Hal Nestor
24. Jeepers Creepers II (2003) .... Darry Jenner
25. Crossroads (2002/I) .... Henry
26. Jeepers Creepers (2001) .... Darry Jenner
    
27. Happy Campers (2001) .... Donald
    
28. Galaxy Quest (1999) .... Brandon

It'd be so easy to lock myself away and drink until I no longer felt this hopelessness in my heart. Too bad I don't have health insurance...

Sometimes I wish I was artsy

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